Skit – BTS Bangtan Boys

[JIN]
Billboard No. 1 singer is entering

[J-HOPE]
Oh wow, you called the No.1 singers!

[V]
Happy birthday, too!

[J-HOPE]
Oh right wow, No.1 on your birthday!

[JUNGKOOK]
Oh, yes

[JIN]
Guess you don’t need a birthday gift!

[JUNGKOOK]
This…this doesn’t make any sense

[RM(?)]
We should gift ourselves with something

[J-HOPE]
This is the biggest gift!

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[JUNGKOOK]
This is the best gift of my life… what… what just happened…

[J-HOPE]
So the announcement was today? September 1st?

[JUNGKOOK]
This is a double celebration

[RM]
They say it’s Saturday

(SUGA enters)

[SUGA]
Oh, I’m sorry Billboard No. 1 singer has arrived too late. I went to bathroom

[J-HOPE]
Hahaha! (clapping hands) I told you!!

[RM]
Tell us how you feel!

[SUGA]
****** ******

(all laugh)

[JIN]
Okay, that was fantastic!

[SUGA]
Can you treat Billboard No. 1 singer likе this? No seat?

[RM]
There arе six No.1 singers who arrived earlier than you!

[SUGA]
It fixed my health. How was it yesterday?

[RM]
I went to sleep early, calmly

[SUGA]
I felt healthier

[J-HOPE]
I was late to see it too

[JIN]
I saw what Namjoon sent me, and had a drink right away, and went to bed

[RM]
I sent it to the group chat!

[SUGA]
I could’t sleep at all

[RM]
Nobody said anything! Were these guys asleep?!

[SUGA]
Sorry I was crying

[JUNGKOOK]
I honestly didn’t know it was today

[V]
Me neither, I didn’t know it was today

[JIMIN]
I thought it was this evening

[JIN]
I thought it was 1:00 pm or something

[JIMIN]
I was thinking it would be great..(to get No.1)

[SUGA]
*sighs*

[RM]
Why, you wanna retire all of a sudden?

[V]
Go ahead, have announcement now!

[RM]
This skit will be legendary

[SUGA]
I’m gonna do music until I die

(all laugh)

[RM]
Musician-for-life announcement!

[J-HOPE]
Are we going for a drink? Or what?

[V]
We should

[SUGA]
Let’s have quick short drinking

[RM]
Yeah why not

[V]
BB No.1 Singer Could not Get O-An-Chi (today dance practice cancel)

[J-HOPE]
O-An-Chi?

[SUGA]
We should dance

[J-HOPE]
Okay let’s make it short and sweet

[JUNGKOOK]
What’s for today?

[JIMIN]
No more dream… Guys, don’t worry

[RM]
No, we are doing “back to first mindset” project, practicing No More Dream when we’re No.1

[SUGA]
First intention? What first intention!?

[RM]
No hyung look. How cool is it? Billboard No.1 singers practice their debut song on the day of No.1 announcement?

[V]
Write that into a song

[RM]
How? “I practiced No More Dream Today, too!”

[JIMIN]
That is interesting though, practicing No More Dream today

[SUGA]
Ahh… for real…

[SUGA]
Do we really have to do rehearsal today?

[RM]
I woke up in the morning seeing the news and…

[JIMIN]
It’s so great. You guys are so great!!

[RM]
You are!

[JIN]
You are!

[J-HOPE]
No~, what’s so great about No.1…

[SUGA]
It’s regrettable if you say so

[JIMIN]
I want to do stage so bad seeing this

[RM]
Hoba, don’t you think this is what happiness is like?

(fades)