Chris Cooper – Eminem

Letra Eminem – Chris Cooper

Chris Cooper
rhymes are as funny as toy story bloopers,
got a black and white car labeled state trooper
in tha state of hillbillies, strippers, and dirty ass hookers,
where ill beat u twice cuz im not a fucken loser
home of tha turtles, raised by a rat, but born in a sewer.
Your rhymes need a lot of work
they’re in bad condition,
they sound like they came from a dumbass
who wont fucken listen.
Raised as a mexican but still fucken white
caucasion,
spittin out rhymes that burn you
cuz im spittin out with radiation.
You need some motivation
in your fuc*** up rhymes,
either that or put mint in them
so they can smell good like Calvein Klein.
If they had a class for this rap shit
id have a blackbelt,
kickin ass everywhere like bruce lee
eyez of tha dragon they felt.
Either that or be like Rocky
knockin u out with two hits,
or like Pamela barely turns around
and she knocks me out with two tits.
Your mom keeps grabbin my dick
like its a banana,
she plays with tha hairs too
like strings being played by Santana.
A lot of people have givin me death threats
i think i need more security than tha president,
becuz at least hes not in a bad situation.
Then ill do like tradition
take a slut to tha oval office,
tell her to assume tha position
do her thing until she starts coughin.