Conscience – Eminem

Intro:Meet Eddie. 23 years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob aliquor store. But on his way in, he has a suddenchange of heart. And suddenly, his consciencecomes into play…Dre: Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the doorThis liquor store and try to get money out the drawerYou better think of the consequence…(Who are you?)I’m your motherfuckin’ conscienceEm: That’s nonsense. Go in gather the moneyAnd run to one of your aunt’s cribsAnd borrow a damn dress in front of a blond wig Tell her you need a place to stay You’ll be safe for days if you shave ya legsWith Renee’s razor bladesDre:Yeah but if it all goes smooth like it’s supposed toThe whole neighborhood knows you and they’ll expose youThink about it before you walk in the door firstLook at the store clerk, she’s older than George BurnsEm: Fuck dat! Do that shit! Do that shit!Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?Why you give a f*** if she dies? Are you that bitch?Do you really think she gives a f*** if you have kids?Dre: Man don’t do it. It’s not worth it to risk it! (You’re right!)Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)Don’t even listen to Slim yo, he’s bad for youEm: You know what Dre? I don’t like your attitude…(scratch)Meet Stan. 21 years old. After meeting a young girlat a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy inan upstairs bedroom. Once again, his consciencecomes into play…Em: Now listen to me, while you’re kissin’ her cheekSmearin’ her lipstick, slip this in her drinkNow all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch’s earlobe…Dre: Yo! This girl’s only 15 years oldYou shouldn’t take advantage of her, that’s not fairEm: Yo, look at her pussy…does it got hair? (Uh huh.)Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bareTil she passes out and she forgot how she got there..Dre: Man, ain’t you ever seen that one movie kid?Em: No, but I seen a porno with Son Doobiest!Dre: Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?Em: Yeah f*** that, hit that chick ???? and bail…(scratch)Meet Grady. A 29 year old construction worker. Aftercoming home from a hard day’s work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bedwith another man.Dre: Alright calm down, relax, start breathin…Em: Fuck dat shit…just ????????While you at work she’s with some dude tryin’ to get off??!Fuck slittin’ her throat! CUT THAT BITCH’S HEAD OFF!!Dre: Wait, what if there’s an explanation for this shit?Em: What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?Dre: Alright Shady. Maybe he’s right Grady.But think about the baby before you get all crazy.Em: Okay! Thought about it, don’t wanna stab her?Grab her by the throat, get the daughter and kidnap her?That’s what I did, be smart, don’t be a retardYou gonna take advice from somebody that slapped DEE BARNES??!Dre: What’chu say?Em: What’s wrong? Didn’t think I’d remember?Dre: I’m-a kill you motherfuc***!Em: Ah-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?Mr. AK comin’ straight outta Compton ya’ll better make way??!How in the f*** you gon’ tell this man not to be violent?Dre: Cuz he don’t need to go the same route that I wentBeen there done that…aw f*** it…What am I sayin’? Shoot ‘em both Grady, where’s your gun at? (BANG! BANG!)