Em Calls Paul (Skit) [2018] – Eminem

Paul, yo, um
So I got your message, I wish you would answer the fuckin’ phone
Um…
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No, I don’t plan to reply to everybody who fuckin’ says something fuc*** up about me
But I will say this, I was reading some comments last night about, like, what people are fuckin’ saying about Revival
And uhh
Yo, this Yahoo mother fuc***, whatever the f*** his name is, said I, literally said I rhymed “rhymes” with “chimes”
“Sucker free, confidence high
Such a breeze when I pen rhymes”
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Like, you don’t understand I’m rhyming the entire fuckin’ sentence you fuckin’ moron
It’s my fault ‘cause you’re fuckin’ stupid
But I swear to God this motherfuc*** lives in Michigan and I think I figured out his address
And I’m on my way to his fuckin’ house right now
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I’ll hit you back later