The Kiss (skit) – Eminem

Eminem: I’m gonna kill this bitch. I’m gonna kill her. I’m going to fuckin’ jail, cus I’m gonna kill this bitchGary: Hey man… I don’t knowEminem: What?Gary: I got a really really bad feelin’ about thisEminem: Man, will you shut the f*** up Gary. You’ve always got a bad feeling man. That’s her car right there. Just parkGary: I’m parkingEminem: Fuckin’, turn the car off dogGary: alrightEminem: Alright, we waitGary: we wait for what?Eminem: We wait until she comes out. Man, I’m gonna fuckin’ kill herGary: Man, you ain’t gonna kill nobodyEminem: Shut the f*** up dogGary: What the f*** did you bring that for?Eminem: Just shut up, f*** clip is emptyGary: Don’t point that shit at me?Eminem: It’s not even loaded bitch, lookGary: Dude! God I fuckin’ hate when you do that shitEminem: Ha ha, ya but its funny as fuckGary: You’re gonna f*** around and kill me one of these days… I swearEminem: It gets you every timeEminem: is that her?Gary: Where?Eminem: Right there motherfuckerGary: Ya , FuckEminem: Alright, get up, get upGary: Here we go again…Eminem: Get down!Gary: what the f*** do you want me to do get under the carEminem: Yo, who’s she walkin withGary: How the f*** am I supposed to know? You told me to duck downEminem: It’s the fuc*** bouncer. Did she just kiss him?Gary: I don’t think so…Eminem: Dog, she just fuc*** kissed himGary: No, she didn’tEminem: She’s kissing him dogGary: No she’s not… Oh shitEminem: C’mon, Motherfuc***!